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willietheplaidjacket:

notmydate:

not sorry

He’s like one of those little ballerinas that pop up when you open a jewellery box.

willietheplaidjacket:

notmydate:

not sorry

He’s like one of those little ballerinas that pop up when you open a jewellery box.

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

tunacaptor:

rogierinthedeep:

lordoftheinternet:

toy story but with the grown up kind of toys if you know what i mean

you got a friend in me

They’d still be called woody and buzz

I THINK WE ALL NEED TO TAKE A SEAT

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blainethinksthismightbetheend:

I’M SOBBING HELP

blainethinksthismightbetheend:

I’M SOBBING HELP

batreaux:


reblog if this motherfucker taught u the meaning of disappointment

batreaux:

reblog if this motherfucker taught u the meaning of disappointment

frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

lunatrip:

lunatrip:

sicam:

sicam:

what do you call a woman with an opinion

wrong

What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes

Single

image

blinkpond:

do you mean

1. image

2. image

3. image

bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone


me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE

thefrogman:

To make up for all the Australian animals that will try to kill you, there is the Quokka who smiles in its sleep. 

[reddit]

What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”

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