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The life of the crazy Swede.
not sorry
He’s like one of those little ballerinas that pop up when you open a jewellery box.
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
toy story but with the grown up kind of toys if you know what i mean
you got a friend in me
They’d still be called woody and buzz
I THINK WE ALL NEED TO TAKE A SEAT
what do you call a woman with an opinion
wrong
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
Single
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
Tumblr app:
I'm done loading
Me:
but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app:
did I fucking stutter
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
me:
*sick*
me:
*goes on the computer*
parents:
OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
To make up for all the Australian animals that will try to kill you, there is the Quokka who smiles in its sleep.
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